Friday, March 9, 2007

Welcome to Galactica Rocks! Starbuck We Miss You.

Really stupid move. She was the most rocking TV character since Mulder. At least Chris Carter had the foresight to have Mulder ditched by alien abduction.

Unless there's a Starbuck backup plan, let me write the final two seasons and not waste the Tivo space:

Balthar guilty, Cylons rescue him because he's the mysterious 12th Cylon; uh oh, a nuclear surprise attack lose half the civilian fleet do not pass GO do not collect the algae; Caprica 6 turns good she and Sharon save fleet; Caprica hooks up with widower Sam, they have the 2nd Cylon/Human hybrid baby; Dee and Lee have a kid, Grandpa Bill is joyous; Roslin and Admiral get hitched; find Earth but Cylons already there enslaving humans; huge war lasts entire final season; Microsoft is Cylon HQ and a 1000-year old Bill Gates is the mysterious 13th Cylon, he and Balthar become evil buddies, create nanovirus to make humans into Cylons; Doc Caudill finally develops a nanovirus antidote/vaccine; Gaeta develops his own nanovirus to bring down Gates and Balthar; good guys win the war for Earth; Galactica lands at Boeing Field in Seattle and parks at the Museum of Flight next to the Concorde (and becomes available for party rentals and corporate events); Roslin takes up office in the Space Needle; decides not to run for another term so she and Adama can tour the Cote d'Azur and grow old together; Lee runs for President and wins; Sam becomes founder of the Terran Pyramid League and player-manager of the Tangiers Buccaneers, fittingly winning the inaugural Pyramid Cup; as President Lee presents the trophy, Sam whispers "if only Kara were here" - Lee answers "she is." End of series.

Sigh. I hope no one kills off My Name is Earl. Though My Name is Crabman could be good.

By the way, I kind of accidentally created this blog as I was trying to post to www.galacticablog.com, which is a great blog. But feel free to Galactica-blog away here, I'll post to both blogs.

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